Storm: my god all of their hair was awful
Storm: you can't just go Sally's beauty supply and get some wefts and glue them in with Elmer's glue
Me: *falls on floor of panda express from feels*
khaleesi-of-westeros: FUCK CATS ARE SO WEIRD
futurefantastic: badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die. THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING
Reblog if you have boobs
starr-wars: love-the-thunderstorm: bestdayev-r: piercethesirens-in-onedirection: dancingontip-toes: modelmis-behavior: love-lives-to-hurt: mistize: one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs. Hahahahaha I don’t care if this doesn’t go with my blog I’m not taking the chance I barely got boobs as it is I’m not...
flaming-scrotum: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings fashion
sp3ranza: praise the lord it’s back
pickup line: I told my therapist about you.
ask-bullshit: kaz-24601: tootsienoodles: sam-vurps: fallingforev3r: hotllamasex: kanayatheawkwardlesbian: saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’ we are all obama And I swear in that moment we were Obama We accept the Obama we think we deserve sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you people...
Cosmo Tip #455
menluda: When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.
Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.
Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.
Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
45-year-old woman: I just had my first child.
Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.
Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.
i need to do laundry but………my bed looks so…..comfy…
pizza: if you can correct my spelling u obviously knew what i was saying so you didn’t really need to correct me did u lil bitch
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD...
erinchu: astormonthehorizon: No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Reblog if you were ever bullied.
julieidk: fake-a-smile-and-say-im-fine: madeofdoom: jamdalfs-milph: squeekz4all: rox1108: 007-reporting: angelsontheearth: 17851 That’s disgusting. Well done society. Well done. 20,299. 148,628 173,490 208,261 that is horrific. Depressingly, I think it would be a lot higher if people understood that if it’s from friends it counts, if it’s from family it counts, if it’s...
radstunts: scraggay: therealhamster: scraggay: handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet